P

• Pappnase,die - Fool
• Patte, die - Money
• Pflaume, die - Loser
• Pimmel - Penis
• poppen - to screw (humorous)
• Poppstar - Pornstar!
• puderdose - vagina (Porn-term)
• pudern - to screw (what is it with these horny Germans?)
• Pups, der - Fart (child's term)

Q

• Querfotze - lit. Cunt going sideways. Use this and you will be slapped

R

• Rammeln - to make like bunnies
• Reihern - to puke
• Rottler - wanker
• runterholen, sich einen - to whack off