"A bagel with cream cheese", okay... but...
"and turkey"?! And then you heated it up?!
In a microwave?!
I'd rather not rush to judgement, but it is beginning to seem as if there are worse problems going on here than just some
retarded boy-band consumer-culture nonsense.
I'd agree with the rest of your writeup, if I could just get past the bagel thing. Baked goods in a
microwave?! Dear God...
Listen, people,
taking an axe to the TV is a crucial first step, but the microwave's gotta be next, even before you start avoiding magazine racks.
If you teach your kids to put bagels in microwaves, I will not be responsible for the consequences.