"I'm thirsty. Anyone got change?"

"No, man, sorry. I spent mine on bus fare. It sucks that I don't have my parents to drive me around anymore."

"My parents hadn't driven me anywhere since I was like, four."

"Man, I miss being a four-year-old. That was the height of my happiness. I had no worries back then, just a bunch of toy cars and a 64-pack of Crayolas. If I could go back in time, that's where I'd go."

"Yeah? I'd go to the late 60's, actually."

"Or the Renaissance."

"Dude, I would go back to the first time I ever smoked pot, and high-five myself."

"Oh shit! I'd go back to last Thursday so I could return that video on time. Then I'd have some change to get a drink right now..."