"Well, I suppose you're wondering
why we've called you here today."
Your attractive cousin
calmly scans the room before she responds. She notices a donkey
, a goldfish
, the administration
, a dead priest
, your sister's good-looking
friend and some rather despondent Norwegian boys
and asks "What are the brackets
"The brackets are so that we may better assimilate your ass into Everything
"Do they hurt?
"You get used to it. SEND IN THE NEXT PRIEST!