Findings:
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- This dress makes you look fat
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
- the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
- If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- Does this look like a hausfrau to you?
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Using drugs does not make you a bad person
- Salary of the President of the United States
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- How to make your breasts look bigger
- Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Mandibular block injection
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- Duct tape does not make a good bra
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- This node does not make sense
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Does marijuana make you more creative?
- Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
- The color that makes you look good
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Bread makes you fat?
- If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner
- Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- What Does Your Soul Look Like
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- marriage does not make sense
- That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
- What Difference Does It Make
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
- Do these jeans make my dick look small?
- Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- What difference does it make?
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- But who codes the coders?
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- but
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- Every Which Way but Loose
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- I know you are, but what am I?
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- How do you make coffee at home? (e2poll)
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- butt rot
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
If you Log in you could create a "Does This Clutter Make My Butt Look Fat" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.