The "dork" is one of those social classes from
high school that really begs for more
specialization. You've got the "nerd-dorks", the people who're really into gleaning all the information they can out of life. These are the people who go on to make 6-figure salaries, win
Nobel Prizes, cure diseases, and come up with amazing new ways to slice
bagels. Then there are the "
goofy-dorks" who're the class-clown
wannabe's that would really be well-liked if they could just do something about that
acne and the fact that they refuse to wear anything but those big
glasses and the paisley collared shirt tucked into their
sweatpants. They're
witty and
funny, and do well later in life, provided that they finally ditch the "I'm too
witty to be
fashionable" routine. Then, of course, you have the "hopless-dorks" who're beyond all help. They're out of shape with no desire to
improve their
appearance. They deny the fact that looking
decent will help them with the opposite
sex, and often they're right. They have no redeeming
personality traits, and they're often downright
rude. These people have never been liked by anyone besides their
mothers, if that, and that trend continues throughout their miserable
life.
Unless they win the lottery, in which case they've got all the friends and sex they want.
Yeah, there are more important things in life than money, but they won't go out with you if you don't have any.