Findings:

• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• Do It or Die
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Now or Never
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
• Skate or Die
• Root pig or die
• Vote or Die
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• To dance or to die
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
• All good men are either gay or married
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• hydrate or die
• The Epistemological Inquiry, or, Existence, at all
• Read or Die
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• Live Free or Die
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Speak English or Die
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Speak now, or forever hold your peace
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• For Better or For Worse
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• What is worse, a white man punching a black man, or a white man calling a black man a nigger?
• As the crow flies, or as the road winds, I promise you, I will arrive
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• I need your pain or I will not live
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• To love and lose or not at all?
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Live Free Or Die!
• Millions now living will never die
• I must die or be better
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• Live or Die
• Read Or Die : The TV Series
• Join or Die
• Vote Or Die (e2poll)
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Die Hard 4.0: Live Free or Die Hard
• All Things Will Die
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• And in time all this will pass
• Cut and paste writeups
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Bobby Orr
• Exclusive Or
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Warning: you will die someday
• Cancer steals, cancer consumes, now cancer must die
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Man... or Astro-man?
• Portland, Oregon
• Glen or Glenda
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• My country, right or wrong!
• Bad command or file name
• Dead or Alive
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Nothing Will Die
• We Can all Die Like This
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• I will die on this hill
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• flowers that will not die
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• and/or
• or
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• Your place or mine?
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• male or female
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Immortality is basically free now, except that you still die.
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• maybe everything will work out after all
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• You will not remember me at all
• some day we will all be gone
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• People who don't smoke will never die
• 'Ere Now, Wot's All This Then!
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• You are just an animal and you will die
• All will be well again in time
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• knowing you will die within a year
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• How will I die?
• Cut and paste writeups will die
• Die now!
• My love will never die
• My New York will die with me
• You are not special. You will die here, too.
• It is now illegal to die
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• Many have died; you also will die.
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• Your name is a synonym with betrayal, and I will curse it till the day I die

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