Intelligenti pauca
- few words suffice for he who understands
Illiud Latine dici non potest
- You can't say that in
Latin
Latine loqui coactus sum
- I have this
compulsion to speak
Latin
Prehende uxorem meam, sis!
- Take my
wife, please
Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur
- Anything said in
Latin sounds profound
Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes
- If you can read this you're overeducated
Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur
- Oh! Was I speaking
Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out
Un idea perplexi na
- The idea is strange to us
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
- I think that I think, therefore I think that I am
ab asino lanam
-blood from stone
advocantus diaboli
-The Devil's Advocate
semper ubi sub ubi
-always where under where
age quod agis
-pay attention to what you're doing
albae gallinae filius
- son of a white
chicken
alea iacta est
- the die is cast
amates sunt amentes
- lovers are lunatics
ave Caesar morituri te salutant
- Hail
Caesar! Those who are about to die salute you!
Hannibal ad portas
- The Russians are coming
non possumus
- no way!
bonitas non est pessimis esse meliorem
- it is not goodness to be better than the worst
whoa ibi asinus
- whoa there donkey!
si hic carrus commovet non quaerete
- if this cart is a-rockin, don't come a-knocking ( literally:if this cart is moving thoroughly, dont ask)
paete non dolet
- don't worry, it doesn't hurt
panem et circenses
- bread and circus games
optat supremo collocare Sisphus in monte saxum
- someone up there doesn't love me
maior e longinquo reverentia
- no man is a hero to his valet
sis noli volvivooluptatem comprimerem
- please don't squeeze the Charmin
atque memento nulli Romanorum qui locutionem tuam corrigant
- and remember, there aren't any Romans around to correct your pronounciation
iam est satis superque linguae Latinae-Fatuinae edamus
- so enough already with the latin-schmatin, let's eat
en habeasne forte in hac domo vomitorium
- um, do you happen to have a vomitorium in this house?
si in animis habeatis scidam latrinariam in domo mea ponere, vosmet rogate si possitis velocius currere quam saxum quod vadit cum celeritate nonaginta milia passuum per horam
- If you're thinking of putting toilet paper on my house, ask yourself if you can outrun a ninety-mile-an-hour rock.
si bibam hanc cerevesiam, quae speciem insolitam praebet, urinane mea eveniet quoque viridans?
- If I drink this funny-looking beer, will my pee turn green, too?
Id in tres partes dividamus ut videamus utrum quis id vincat, necne!
- Let's divide it into three parts and see if anybody conquers it!
sanctos subiunctivos, Vivespertilio!
- Holy subjunctives, Batman!
sit simplex, stulte
- keep it simple, stupid
cogito, ergo sum
- I think, therefore I am.
sum ergo edo
- I am, therefore I eat.
cogito ergo doleo
- I think, therefore I am depressed.
cogito sumere potum alterum
- I think I'll have another drink.
nonne hiems quae incendiis magnis multisque belli inter gentes omnes tertii inducatur inhibeat orbem terrarum ne nimium calescat
- Wouldn't nuclear winter cancel out the greenhouse effect?
fac me cocleario vomere
- Gag me with a spoon!
audite: modo de colosseo rationem interfectorum recentissimam cognovi- Leonibus triginta duo Chrisitanis nihil clepsydra addita ad spatium mortis subitae
- Listen: I just got the latest score from the Colosseum- Lions 32, Christians 0, in a sudden-death overtime!
ullamne subuculam geris
- are you wearing anything under that sheet?