Findings:
- "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- The things that get me (barely) through
- can you get enough of me?
- Get it off me!
- The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
- I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
- Get back to me
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- get off me
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Get Behind Me Satan
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- (Come get me).
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- Gravity really gets me down
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- My wife made me sexy!
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Duo Damsel
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 27
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 26
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 24
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 23
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 21
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 20
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 19
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 18
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 17
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 14
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 13
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 12
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 11
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 9
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 8
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 7
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 6
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 5
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 4
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 3
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 2
- It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
- Get over it
- Get Happy!
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- You can't get there from here
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- Get your rocks off
- That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
- get drunk
- How to get it
- get
- Get it on
- Even Cowgirls get the Blues
- The drugs get you ready
- You get what you pay for
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- Can we all just get along?
- Get drunk on History
- it gets thick
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- I never get mail
- I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
- Jack Gets Up
- get with the program
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- get well card
- Get used to it
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- Get In Shape Girl
- Get Smart
- Get the fuck out of my office
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to get people to leave you alone
- The soul gets growing pains, too
- D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
- 15 will get you 20
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Get a bit chopped
- Get a break
- Get a fat lip
- Get a grindstone and sharpen it
- Get a load of
- Get around
- Get a tail
- Get a valentine
- Get the finger put on
- Get Real
- get a clue
- Good Husband and Wife Day
- Get a real computer!
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- Craving a smoke
- Get rich quick
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- The second mouse gets the cheese
- Get your filthy hands off my desert
- Get on the Bus
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- get mine
- get off
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- good reasons to get an education
- Get off the shed
- Good reasons to get decapitated
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- The Get Along Gang
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Get the hell out of Dodge
- How to get rid of a cold
- We need to get you a girlfriend
- Get a communications degree and we'll talk
- Get a life!
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- get right down to it
- get to the point
- The Get Up Kids
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- Birthdays get less significant as you get older
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- The Public Wants What The Public Gets
- Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- Where did you get that hat?
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- Life sucks. Get over it.
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