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• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• he would have laughed
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• he would have cried
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• He's been places they have not.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• I have never
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Where the streets have no name
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Computers have no sense of time
• Using a command line
• you have never been safe
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• We Have No Moat
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Atheists have no support group
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• You stole what they would have given you
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Words Have No Meaning
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I have no faith in your God
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I Have Never Known a World
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Bernie would have won
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Californians have no soul
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I have no hair
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• I would like to have emotions
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Kids have no concept of time
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have no complaint
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• I have no money and I must pay
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• You have no socially redeeming value
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Something I Can Never Have
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• you would have been
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• I have never felt more alive
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Questions we will never have answers to
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I have no browser and I must node!
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• What pornos would have us believe
• I have no idea!! (user)
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• You have no power over me
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• things you wouldn't have believed
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No, I don't have channel 11
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• They have no bones.
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Our calendars have no meaning
• Heart, have no pity
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee

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