Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Hello, Mayor? Yeah, this idiot left dog turds on my lawn, smashed my banjo, and ate my big toe. What do you mean he's got a union contract?"

• I didn't say he ate your dog
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• What to do if a big dog attacks you
• He loved Big Brother.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• The dog ate my homework
• Only her big toes were painted
• Dogs, do you want to live forever?
• Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• Lawn Dogs
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
• Clifford the Big Red Dog
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• yellow dog contract
• I married him because he was not mean
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I AM big. It's the writeups that got small.
• Big Dogs
• Hark! Hark! The Dogs Do Bark
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• What dogs dream about
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• Big Dog (user)
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Why dogs roll in stinky things
• What to do if a small dog attacks you
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• What do you mean "we"?
• What's Love Got to Do with It
• Big Dog Parade
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• He just left his body
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Idiot Dog
• Big Dog
• Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot
• What to do if a big cat attacks you
• Like a Big Dog
• The railroad workers left a big impression
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• Why dogs eat grass
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Why do drivers in Britain drive on the left?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• What dogs do to dead fish
• Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Big Dogs In Pink Mumus Take Turns With Silly Sisters Of Ferrets, K?
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• the things he left behind
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• All he left her was alone
• Hello broken thing, may I sketch your smash pattern?
• If he means to kidnap you, sorry for ruining the surprise
• "Hello," he lied
• As long as there are girls left do dance with this world is worth saving
• clockwork... do you mean the sun?
• Big brothers are mean
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• JFK Junior Ate My Television
• Random ho ate my food
• Who ate all the pies?
• Kobolds Ate My Baby!
• The cars that ate Paris
• The shit we ate
• How Eulenspiegel ate the roasted chickens off the spit
• Elvis Ate America
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• The Creature That Ate Sheboygan
• I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• Eye H. Ate (user)
• To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
• The moss that ate Multnomah
• She quietly hugged him back. At 8:30 she ate the rest of him.
• (she's a monster) she ate my heart
• Dueling Banjos
• Earl Scruggs and the 5-string Banjo
• Banjo Paterson
• History and Development of the Banjo in the U.S.
• Frog and Banjo
• Indian banjo
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
• Tunings for the five string banjo
• Banjo (user)
• Angular banjos sound good to me
• bigg
• Big Dave Diode (user)
• big tex (user)
• The Big Enchilada
• Big Red Marching Band
• The next big thing
• big band
• Great Big Sea
• Big D and The Kids Table
• Little Big Man
• Bright Lights, Big City
• Big Mac
• Big Breakfast
• The Big U
• Big House
• Big Sur, California
• The Big Bopper
• big dick
• Big Bad Wolf
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• big red button
• Big Brother and the Holding Company
• Big Trouble in Little China
• Big Badlands
• Big deal
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• big lick
• Big Crunch
• The Big Pineapple
• The Big Banana
• The Big One
• Big Daddy Kane
• Big Daddy
• The Big Show
• Big Giant Head
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I am not a big sister anymore
• The Big Easy
• big gulp
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Big Ass Truck
• Big Loada
• win big
• Big fat Romanian (user)
• Usenet Big 8

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