Findings:

• I'm going to be a Dad
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Dad (user)
• Calvin's dad
• customer : good dad
• Dad
• Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
• Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
• Dad's Army
• Psycho Dad
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• double dad
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• Dad humor
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Essence of Dad
• My dad is a crack whore magnet
• My dad made a pop culture reference!
• Becoming a Dad
• camping with dad
• Dad at the beach
• My Two Dads
• Ghost Dad
• my dad is two people
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• Cordelia's Dad
• Potential dad licks my eyeball
• Gun Nut Dad
• Richard Dadd
• Dad's "Joke"
• Hey, Dad!
• Rich Dad Poor Dad
• deadbeat dad
• My dad is proof of Reincarnation
• D-A-D
• Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
• Dad's Root Beer
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• Salvation for modern Dads
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• scots single dad (user)
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• On watching your dad vandalize city property
• ya dad (user)
• Ian's Dad (user)
• Grand Dad says no scragging
• My Dad in the Desert
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• in the dark of my heart, dad
• Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
• Bela Lugosi's Dad
• Have you been a dad today?
• Your Dad's Husband (user)
• Sam sinks his dad's boat
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• Stuff I Remember About Dad
• Spending Dad's Inheritance
• After Iraq, kids nervous seeing Dad
• The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
• Going out for a smoothie with your dad
• My dad died
• White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
• dad joke
• Hello World
• Hello
• Hello Kitty
• Hello Nasty
• Hello Sailor
• Hello Sailor!
• your fluttered hello
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
• Hello nurse
• Hello Kitty fetish
• Hello Kitty vibrator
• hellos
• Hello Rockview
• Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
• Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theater
• Hello! Ma Baby
• Rabid hello kitty
• Hello Kitty Princess Magic Jewelry Box
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 16.1 Hello, World!, again
• Hello, wall!
• Hello! Welcome to the mental health hotline!
• Hello. My name is c--- and I am a recovering goth.
• Hello, Little One
• Multilingual "Hello World" program
• Hello, meteor!
• Inefficient hello world programs
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Teach Yourself "Hello Kitty" in 24 Languages
• Hello Again
• Hello, Dolly!
• The World's Shortest Hello World
• Hello Kitty douche
• Hello Titty
• Hello, CD Listeners
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• Joy here we are again. Hello Albert
• HELLO my name is:
• QuakeC Hello World
• Hello Panda
• Hello Deli
• Hello Goodbye
• it is cold and alone in here. hello?
• Hello, sorry to wake you, your father is dying
• Hello, McFly!
• Hello Dave! (user)
• hello (user)
• Hello broken thing, may I sketch your smash pattern?
• Goodbye Country (Hello Nightclub)
• Howard Hello
• The Official Star Trek/Hello Kitty Boca Monkey Dildo
• Hello baseball
• GNU hello
• Hello Kitty World
• "Hello, Man!" - "Axe Handle"
• Hello Project
• Infinite hello loop
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• Hello Mannequin
• Hug me hello
• hello john (user)
• hello fag (user)
• Hello/Salutations (user)
• You lost me at Hello
• "Hello," he lied
• Hello, My Name is Scrambled Eggs
• The infrastructure of hellos and goodbyes
• Hello in there
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• This whole business about saying hello and saying goodbye is tiresome.
• Hello From Paris
• Hello Everything
• You had me at hello
• Hello World Project
• If You See Her, Say Hello
• Hello Kitty Online
• Hello Young Lovers
• Hello Individual;
• hello dear wind
• Hello Treats!
• Hello Calm
• Hello Lisa
• NES Hello World
• Hello, I am a rock
• hello little nowhere
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.

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