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• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• if he's not here, then where?
• Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• You, standing
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• if I had known then what I know now
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• And then it starts again.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• if that's how you choose to see it, then that's how it is for you
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• neither here nor then
• Now and Then, Here and There
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• And then God laughed like Hell
• The here of back then
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Then Came the Last Days of May
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• And then we start to talk
• Where were you then?
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• Every Which Way but Loose
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• War is hell but men like it
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• like you're blind but still can see
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• i know you are but what am i
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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