Findings:
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- How did I end up here?
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- This is how the world ends: a love story
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- drop the bass and come out with your hands up
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- Deus Ex Machina
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- That's Just How He Was
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- The horror story to end all horror stories
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
- some say he was never here at all
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Ghost Prototype II: Deus Ex Machina
- How the Story of Oz Came to an End
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- The End of All Things to Come
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- All he left her was alone
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- Where are you, caught up in the burden of it all
- Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- After the flood all the colors came out
- He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
- all the way up Reagan's ass
- Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- all it cost him was a Penny
- flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
- all knots untie themselves in the end
- we've come so far and yet not at all
- I came out here to remember it all
- All Shook Up
- maybe everything will work out after all
- All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
- A node to end all nice guy nodes for stupid girly nice guys
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- pull out all the stops
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
- All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- All I wanted was a Pepsi
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- How it all began
- All you ever did was let it happen
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
- your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
- all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
- all who come to me with this map are lost
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
- I remember when all this was trees
- It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
- did you add up all the cards left to play
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- All out
- all your monsters come to me
- The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- The prettiest views are all from the ground up
- Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- more sure of all I thought was true
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
- Plan All the Way to the End
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- hold up this tired skyline with all i falter for
- She threw out all my letters
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- We all start out innocent and race to lose it.
- I could tell by all of her dead house plants
- Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
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