Findings:

• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I don't think of her
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• Don't think about it
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• you think you're special, and you are. but not in the way that you think.
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I don't think I like your system
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't think of...
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• I don't think I like love
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I don't think the sun was up
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• but don't take my word for it
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Being a dickhead
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I think I will break but I mend
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Think globally, don't act.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Don't Make Me Think
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• YMMV
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.

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