Findings:

• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• I don't want a label
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• What I want to be when I grow up
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Barbra Streisand wants you to turn up your thermostat
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• you don't want to know
• I don't want to risk our friendship.
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• I don't think the sun was up
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• Things That Don't End Well
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• I don't want to be successful
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• Don't give up your day job
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• This end up ^
• i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• You want that I should rough him up?
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• I don't want children
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• I don't want to be alone
• I don't want to go home
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Things people don't want to hear
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't wait up for me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't want a calculator
• I don't want to see her
• I don't want to die
• Don’t give up the ship!
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• We don't want this place. This is not us.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't want to get over you
• I don't want to offend
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Why I Don't Want Children
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I don't want to go back to work
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• That phone call you don't want to make
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• The things you own end up owning you
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• How did I end up here?
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• This end up
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• don't care
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Baptist jokes
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's

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