Findings:

• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• She told me to say that
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• What the dust told me
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• Chicago: What my Teacher told me
• New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• If you told me this never happened
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Tell him, she told me
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• New York City: What my Father told me
• She told me she wouldn't
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• The stone that told me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• They grow up. No one told me.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Lies my physicists told me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• boss i wish you had told me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• New York City: What my sister told me
• New York City: What my Mother Told Me
• Snickers told me
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• New York City: What Martin told me
• New York City: What Jo told me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Things you told me when we were in love
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
• Someone please kill me
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• jump point
• White Men Can't Jump
• quad BFG jump
• disk jump
• mortar jump
• jump rope
• 21 Jump Street
• Bump 'n' jump
• Shonen Jump
• Jump Up! Records
• jump off into never-never land
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 13 Jumps
• Jump, Little Children
• If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
• Jump Up
• jump jet
• Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump
• User Interactive Olympics (I said Jump, sprout!)
• How to jump in puddles
• high jump
• toe jump
• evil jumps (user)
• Close your eyes, hold your breath and jump
• Gauss Jump
• You may as well not jump in a falling elevator
• jump cut
• Jump Raven
• Johnny Jump Up
• How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• The light switch that made fish jump
• Jump Boots
• jump little devil (user)
• Hydraulic jump
• How to jump start a car
• Wallaby Jump
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Jump cancel
• vertical jump
• jump (user)
• Ice skating jumps
• jump scene
• spin jump
• What to do if a deer jumps out in front of your car
• Electrifying jump
• Shut up and jump
• sponsored nude kamikaze parachute jump
• Jumped by a Zen master
• Gordon Jump
• Triangle jump
• jump blues
• World Jump Day
• Jump Off The Bridge (user)
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Jump spark
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• Chinese jump rope
• Jump Up and Slap Yo' Mama Gazpacho
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• Jump Wings
• Over the high-rise of this city we kissed, over the high-rise of this city we jumped to our deaths
• My train of thought jumps the tracks
• Jump rope rhymes (category)
• double jump
• I'll jump over the wall and I'll wait for you there
• The Reason I Jump
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• and why do we jump in?
• jump scare
• What Me Worry (user)
• -Me- (user)
• me
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• So Sue Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• /me
• Please Please Me
• Come to Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Don't stand so close to me
• You Really Got Me
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Do you know me?
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Me and a Gun
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Rape Me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• Excuse me
• Give me a break!
• What, me worry?
• England Made Me
• The shape of me and other stuff
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Big Me
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Taste me, taste me
• Roger and Me
• they're all the same except for me
• Are you hitting on me?
• Let Me Entertain You

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