Findings:
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- Know your pets
- I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Kids have no concept of time
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- Questions we will never have answers to
- Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- We will have windchimes. That is a must.
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- You will have to fill in your own blank
- You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
- Many have died; you also will die.
- Make of that what you will. I know I have.
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
- Have brain, will travel
- She Will Have Her Way
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
- eventually, everything will have its own wiki
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- the universe is deterministic and we have free will
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Making kids is free. The rest will cost you.
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Skinny people have it bad, too
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