Findings:
- She wrote the great american napkin
- How to find the inverse of a matrix
- How interactive fiction works
- How we were, before you were
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- Warm boot the human brain
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to make a living writing short fiction
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- How Scholastica Took the Wrong Path and Ruined Bill Moyers
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- I can't believe it's not human flesh
- How to appreciate American Football
- How interactive fiction works (part 4)
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How interactive fiction works (part 2)
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
- Isn't it amazing how vulerable we as humans are?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- Isolating copper from American pennies
- Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
- Checking how deep the water is before jumping in is not cowardice.
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- how to survive a vacuum metastability disaster
- How to find your new best friend
- How do we find the very best clock?
- Finding a bathroom in New York City
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- How interactive fiction works (part 5)
- human first, American second
- How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How she saw the moon
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How Soon is Now?
- God If I Saw Her Now
- I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- Before the Storm: Barry Goldwater and the Unmaking of the American Consensus
- Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- An American in Tours
- I saw women acte, a thing that I never saw before
- How we were, before we were
- It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
- Human beings will believe anything
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- How the American flag got raped
- How interactive fiction works (part 3)
- How to use a current account
- How to write a Teen Fiction novel
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- How to build a character in fiction
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- How to find out your own IP address
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to find good nodes
- How to find a square root using ruler and compass
- How to find north
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
- How to burn an American flag
- How to find a street address
- don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- How to find your ass
- Finding Coke at Hopkins
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- A silence that escapes, how it plagues my wandering thought
- How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
- Little Green Bibles
- How we are assembling the human genome
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How to find the nth term of a number sequence
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How now, brown cow?
- I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How I Wrote Elastic Man
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- i took anything too seriously; i regret that i did not
- now he just uses one he saw on a grave
- How to survive against humans
- How to find something which has been lost
- How to fold and carry an American flag
- Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
- American
- American Culture
- Ugly Americans
- Young Americans for Freedom
- American beer
- American Psycho
- American way
- American Literature
- Great American Beer Festival
- American flag
- American cars
- American Politics, American Mythology
- The Greatest American Hero
- American Dream
- American Film Institute
- American West
- An American Family
- Sam the American Eagle
- Native American
- American aspen
- American culture of fear
- American Graffiti
- American spelling
- American Medical Association
- American crossword
- Indian policies of famous Americans
- Why is American cheese orange?
- American History X
- American Communication Network
- What the American people want politics to be
- Standard American English
- Standard African American English
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- South American Cheek Kiss
- American Museum of Natural History
- North American
- American style option
- The American Dream
- The Young Americans
- American Woman
- American Tabloid
- American Institute in Taiwan
- Why American women shave their legs
- American Kestrel
- Spanish-American War
- Commercialization of higher American education
- New American Standard Bible
- American McGee's Alice
- Americans are rude
- Last Great American Whale
- American Names
- World League of American Football
- A secret of American pronunciation: Letters 't' and 'd'
- American Bulldogs
- The Great American Dollar Bill Blessing Virus
- The American Story Project
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