Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If I begin to die, please take this off my head. This is not the way I wish to be remembered."

• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• Take my wife, please!
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• A Thousand Ways to Please a Husband
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Rebeca Martinez
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• Dumb Ways to Die
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• It'd be an interesting way to go
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Easy way to remember which fork to use
• Please take a number
• Fifteen Elvish ways to die
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If your wish be to close me
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• a good way to begin
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Fucked up ways to die
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Fifteen Elvis ways to die
• may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Take the Long Way Home
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I must die or be better
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Be careful what you wish for
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• die to be thin 14 (user)
• I should be able to remember your face
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Attending an inauguration: the surest way to die
• Too much living is no way to die
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Your eyeballs rotate the opposite way to your head
• Die Please (user)
• the way fish heads run from rain
• Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Dummy a combination lock to make it easy to remember the combo
• Take a moment to remember where you are
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Remembering the future in a different way than we remember the past
• The right way to take a bath
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Which way are you headed?
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• what it takes to be a fool
• Details fade, and wishes take their places
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Amazon Gift WIsh List ♥ (registry)
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined

If you Log in you could create a "If I begin to die, please take this off my head. This is not the way I wish to be remembered." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.