Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If I had a hand, instead of a cloven hoof, I'd like to shake hands with you"

• shake hands
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• Like the Back of My Hand
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
• Hi, I masturbate. Shake my hand.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• The fire in the sky, the fire in your hand, the sad songs without bodies, surrounding us like ghosts
• Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
• The future like another country, and a ticket in my hand
• Dead Hand Writing
• hands free
• Holding hands in the dark
• bloody hands
• Mr. Hand
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• Your voice, my hands
• The Hands
• Which hand is the penny in?
• Handed
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Manos: the Hands of Fate
• Hand of Glory
• right hand rule
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• hand to mouth
• I once clutched death in my hands
• Making a flame appear from your hand
• push hands
• hand counts
• biting my hand
• alien hand syndrome
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Hands
• by hand
• hand in hand
• On the gripping hand
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• From my cold dead hands
• Hands Up!
• Why Vampire Hunter D's hand ruins the entire movie
• PC Hands
• answer: clock hands
• Items On Hand
• Hands Across America
• Die Hand Die Verletzt
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Bite the hand that feeds you
• The Blue Hand
• Komm, Gib Mir Deine Hand
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• keep an eye on the horizon and a hand on your dagger
• the grain of my hand
• hand (user)
• Washing your hands in the restroom
• sit on your hands
• slow hand
• hand me downs
• Things to remember before raising your hand
• Hand
• Aloha, Mister Hand!
• Hands off, I'm special
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Look mom, no hands!
• lucky hand
• Bow hand
• Talk to the hand
• Hand of God
• at hand
• someone else's hand
• the problem at hand
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
• Hands on a Hard Body
• Sleight of Hand
• Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God
• All in Favor of "Gun Control" Raise Your Right Hand
• I would love to hold your hand.
• Ten inch knife through my hand - All for green onion pancakes
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Misunderstood hand signals
• No Hands Across America
• Israel Hands
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• I want your hands on me
• Right Hand Man
• How to use a hand dryer
• heat, and your hands
• Measuring distances in astronomy
• hand clapping game
• I saw a shadow touch a shadow's hand
• How to catch a fish with your bare hands
• interossei - dorsal of hand
• "Deign at My Hands..."
• dead hand
• such small hands
• Bingo Hand Job
• My hands have lost their memory
• Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
• How to display the second hand on a digital clock radio
• two in one hand
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• a dream is just a hand picked delusion
• The hand you hold is the hand that holds you down
• gain the upper hand
• pull hand
• three in one hand
• Slow Hand (user)
• Second Hand Rose
• Dipping your hand into molten lead
• Dead Man's Hand
• interossei - palmar of hand
• hand job
• hands of stone
• Manos: Hands of Nate
• Laying On Hands
• invisible hand
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Cool Hand Luke
• Bloody hand
• tips for not spilling hot tea on your hand
• Man Hand
• on the other hand
• What is the sound of one hand clapping?
• Go by hand
• eight on a hand
• Hand it to
• hand jive
• eight hands around
• Wash your hands
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• YHBT. YHL. HAND.
• Understand my hands
• old chestnut: clock hands
• Bones of the hand
• left hand
• Red Right Hand
• hand cruft
• hands (user)
• Smearing your hand with Elmer's glue
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• notes scribbled on hands
• Put Your Hand Here
• left hand trick
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• All In Your Hands
• Helping Hands
• Making farting noises with your hands
• a baseball cap, a toy car and two hands
• You have far too much time on your hands
• What Think You I Take my Pen in Hand?
• talking hand
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• Involuntary raising hands trick
• Cleaning the scent of onions off your hands
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• A Show of Hands
• Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
• All Hands on the Bad One
• A Leaf for Hand in Hand
• air hand dryer
• This is the press of a bashful hand, this the float and odor of hair,
• Hand of Fatima
• ghosty hand
• The Black Hand
• Hand over hand
• one handed words
• right hand
• Washing hands in public bathrooms

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