Findings:

• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• some say he was never here at all
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• She was steady
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• All That She Wants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• She always was devious in her beauty
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• all she ever wanted
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• she had mood ring eyes
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• When she was bad
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• why she is not sorry
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• lest she lose all else
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• She is all I am listening to here
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• more sure of all I thought was true
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• I had been hungry all the years
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• I was once young and had a home
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• She was locked in time
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• What the hell was she thinking?
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She is and was
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• All She Wanted
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Sorry for all the blood
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• All he left her was alone
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• All you ever did was let it happen
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• I remember when all this was trees
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• all it cost him was a Penny
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• she reads all day
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• She threw out all my letters
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• she had already found her party
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• She Had to Be Sure
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head

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