Findings:

• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• Movies that should have been books first
• I should have danced with you
• Backing up your CMOS
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• consoles should have trackballs
• Curbing racism should start in the community
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Reasons you should take up bass guitar
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Front porch, what should have been said
• People have fucked up before
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Tools everyone should have
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• because I have given up any care
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• a dozen books I should have read you
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Could have beens, should have beens
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• I have started a box
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• the dreams that should have died
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• You want that I should rough him up?
• everyone on Halloween should show up with a severed hand
• Reasons you should take up guitar
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• if you're afraid, that's where you should start
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• piggy backing
• backing fire
• backing track
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Know your pets
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself

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