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• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I will ask them all their dreams
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• How can I see far?
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Know How, Can Do
• Apple-pie families and their flaming wreckage
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• may their names be sung forever
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• As far as the eye can see
• How do you know it's real?
• How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
• Know the mute by finding their storyteller
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• up to their gossip
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
• People who carp about their jobs
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I can see her face
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
• That God at their fountains far off hath been raining.
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• The actors hardly know their lines
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• He Knows Not Their Names
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Those eyes shall see the incest of their lips
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Goops and How to be Them
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Words are how we see you. Use them well.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How the Dukes of Chandos acquired their wives
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• those magnificent men in their flying machines
• How to convert musical notes to their Hz equivalent
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• And I don't even know their names
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• burning stars lit up their hair
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• Things people put up their butts
• Dead links in writeups
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• I never asked to be born you know
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• How to add Everything to your personal toolbar
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• How to add E2 to your Opera search hotkeys
• How to add a notepad entry to the file right click menu
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• precision vs. accuracy
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• How to scare off men in a personal ad
• How to add a second phone line
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• How to write about colors?
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
• Adding a DOS prompt entry to the Windows right click menu
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Flags and flag etiquette

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