Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Jeez, I wonder why? It's not like you shot a cop in front of them or something."

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Life, or something like it
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• serendipity, or something like it
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• The truth, or something like it
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• My aunt doesn't like them
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• if you slide them together, like this
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• You, standing
• rock (or something)
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• How do ya like them apples?
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• like a flower or a mushroom or a guinea pig or a vine
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Pepper steak fajitas or something
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• It must have rained or something
• Be a model or just look like one
• I need something like smoking
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• something like this
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• And the silence between them? Like the stars.
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Run like you stole something
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• like something out of a story
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• Or something (user)
• Miracle of Science or Wonder of Nature?
• silent like a killer or a lover
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• Or something
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Them Or Us
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• cop
• cop a deuceways
• cop out
• It's a fair cop
• cop a feel
• Copps
• Cop Rock
• Virtua Cop
• Fun with cops!
• "Cops" Barbie
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• cop and blow
• T.A.Z.: Resolution for the 1990's: Boycott Cop Culture!!!
• Dynamite Cop
• cops in the library
• Hellhounds: Panzer Cops
• Kindergarten Cop
• COP International
• Passover cops raid restaurants serving bread on holiday
• cop speak
• Beverly Hills Cop
• Cops 'N Robbers
• Copp's Hill Burying Ground
• Cops and Robbers
• Jonni DC, Continuity Cop
• Gen-X Cops
• What if it's the cops?
• Beverly Hills Cop 3
• Beverly Hills Cop 2
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• copp (user)
• The fields, so vast and golden and brimming with untold wonder
• Of course the cops didn't catch us!
• cop (user)
• Axe Cop
• cop out (user)
• The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
• Cop and a Half
• As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
• The Last Cop Out
• Western Front
• front
• All Quiet on the Western Front
• front wheel drive
• Front porch, what should have been said
• front yard
• front porch
• Fronted
• Front porch ballroom
• Front room
• Agnostic Front
• Front Range
• Front tooth knocked out!
• front end
• The Civil War Began In My Front Yard And Ended In My Parlor
• Front side bus
• The car accidents I normally see are front end collisions
• A Refrigerator On My Front Porch
• Storm Front
• In the Front Row
• two front war
• S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N
• front runners
• front man
• Le Front National
• Front Lobby
• American Front
• front money
• Alien Front Online
• At the front with Dylan's army
• My brother made $700 in 3 hours by sitting in front of a grocery store
• The Front
• Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine
• Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine
• Front Sight
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• six to the front, three to the rear
• nine to the front, six to the rear
• Home Front
• front leaning rest
• front raise pullover
• I ain't gotta tell you, it's right in front of your eyes
• World War II: The Russian Front
• front (user)
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• Front group
• Front Mission
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• Causes of brutality on the eastern front in World War II
• Macedonian Front

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