Findings:

• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I have no idea!! (user)
• if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I have no complaint
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• September has such a feeling
• Dry bones can harm no one
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• No government can ever give you freedom
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Californians have no soul
• People have fucked up before
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• No evil can happen
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Can I have a light?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Something I Can Never Have
• like you're blind but still can see
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Can I wake you up?
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• This poem can be put off no longer
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Where the streets have no name
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• No one can be totally logical
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• can of worms
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• There are no sleep in can
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• The Japan That Can Say No
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• No one can be in two places at once
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I can no longer tell you
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• no power in the verse can stop me
• I have no hair
• I have no faith in your God

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