Findings:

• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• like you're blind but still can see
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Good from far, but far from good
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Hot pursuit
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Love cookies
• Nice to smell like the same good thing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• But can you still cry like a child?
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Like a really good sex
• E2 is like a broken simile
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• E2 is like a hamburger joint
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• War is hell but men like it
• But I Like You
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Using the Web like E2
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Straight but not Narrow
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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