Findings:

• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• can you show me where this came from?
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• everyone on Halloween should show up with a severed hand
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• New Message System Spec (document)
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Can I wake you up?
• Can you show me?
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• The Real Problem With "The data show ..."
• System resource problems
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• bandwidth bandits
• Dead Bandwidth
• The ISP Bandwidth Conspiracy
• Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
• Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
• Throughput vs Bandwidth
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• Superfluous Information or Bandwidth Bandits
• Bandwidth Oracle (user)
• Narrow Bandwidth Television Association
• Unmetered bandwidth
• Bandwidth allocation protocol
• Waste of bandwidth
• Can
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Cans of shit
• can of corn
• aluminum can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• Can things really change?
• can of whoopass
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can God lie?
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• How can you sleep at night?
• Canned goods
• cans
• I can see her face
• As far as the eye can see
• canned hunt
• I can hear you
• Asking for a favor
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• The river gives up these objects randomly
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• You can eat sushi
• Kick The Can
• Trash can basketball
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• what a new pair of jeans can mean
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• To tHe Can (user)
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I bet I can make you say black
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• BQN: Can you?
• par can
• can bowl
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• Can we still be friends?
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• You can never get away from yourself
• I will kill you if I can
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• I can do much better than this
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat

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