Was among the best days. Consumed
tonic water mixed with
maple syrup. Was part of a
massage sandwich surpassing even the experience described in
massage. Learned that a
porn video had been shot
where I was sitting. Taught an
infant, calmed down a friend
alone and
afraid, got mail from someone as
nice as pie,
consumed someone else
almost as good as cheese.
Life is good.
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