Findings:
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- some say he was never here at all
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Oh see how thick the goldcup flowers
- Johnny Got His Gun
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- he is too shy to write his tale
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- How Pac-Man got his name
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
- Thee Oh Sees
- i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He flops over and bonks his head
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- A man's got to know his limitations
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He weaves his words
- All I got is my rifle and some stimpacks.
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- He made a way to his anger
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- He just left his body
- Oh, sick I am to see you
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
- If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- You've got mail
- I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
- Got
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- I've Got a Secret
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- The Statue Got Me High
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- I've got a little list
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- You've Got Stalkers
- The one that got away
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- The Guru got a girlfriend
- Amidala Got Back
- Got root?
- I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- Got to Get You into My Life
- I got a good feeling!
- The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
- It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
- The Songs That Got Away
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- Everyone's got their drug
- I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- I got kicked out of a focus group
- Go on! It's got raisins in it!
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- i got the wound, if you got the salt
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- I've Got the World on a String
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Look where all this talking got us, baby
- I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- You've Got A Friend
- Ya Got Trouble
- I Got Rhythm
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
- i got nothin (user)
- I gots a Weasel
- I got a 1400 on the SAT
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
- Freddy Got Fingered
- Your cable TV just got better!
- The day Wendy's snake got away
- I've got mine
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- I got sunshine in a bag
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- Ain't We Got Fun?
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- We've Got A World That Swings
- Because I Got High
- How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
- I got it from Agnes
- toon (user)
- Debra Ann's got a tiger in her hips
- Baby Got Back
- DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- How Maria got herself a pussy
- I Ain't Got Time to Bleed
- Roe has got to go
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- D dock and the fish that got away
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- guess i got rung up (user)
- You've got to paddle
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
- Who's got the bill? (e2poll)
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