Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together."

• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• One Perfect Day: The Selling of the American Wedding
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• One of those days
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• One Bright Day
• Time converging into one space
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Observed on a walk on the last day of April
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Just One Of Those Days
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• A Dancer's Diary: Day One of Six
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician walked into a bar
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• For the Anniversary Day of One's Conversion
• And then one day you wake up
• Four Seasons in One Day
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• One quiet, unassuming day
• No one says anything important during the day
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• Meeting Love Downtown One Day
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• One Day in September
• One day at a time
• a baby seal walks into a club...
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• She walked into the room
• A duck walks into a bar
• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• Into two one
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• We walked together, miles apart
• A Gender Neutral Tomato Walks Into A Bar
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Day One
• Calling nice Americans Canadians out of politeness
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• I always wanted to get married one day
• The Canadians are smuggling toxic waste back into America
• One fine day in the middle of the night
• Long Day's Journey Into Night
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• Deception - Day One
• Peace One Day
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Padraig's Younger Days
• I know the story of your walk ... and the colors you choose to paint your day
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• Days and nights come together in a slow falling down
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Day One’s Curiosities: The Stained Glass Granary and the Lay of the Rain
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• One day we will burn
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• A fever of one day's continuance only
• One Fat Englishman
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• Days to display the American flag
• It's the cracked ones that let light into the world
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• A man walks into a bar...
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• A man walks into a bar. The next man ducks.
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• So A Dinosaur Walks Into a Bar...
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• A Girl Walks Into A Bar
• matter and spirit are one and the same. they are knitted together.
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• seal clubbing
• The day I lost all faith in the American government
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• American
• American Culture
• Ugly Americans
• Young Americans for Freedom
• yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
• American beer
• American Psycho
• American way
• American Literature
• Great American Beer Festival
• American flag
• American Family Association
• American cars
• American Politics, American Mythology
• The Greatest American Hero
• American Dream
• American Film Institute
• American West
• An American Family
• Sam the American Eagle
• Native American
• American aspen
• American culture of fear
• American Graffiti
• American spelling
• American Medical Association
• American crossword
• American girls are all so easy
• American Underworld Dictionary
• Indian policies of famous Americans
• Why is American cheese orange?
• American History X
• American Communication Network
• What the American people want politics to be
• Standard American English
• Standard African American English
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• South American Cheek Kiss
• American Museum of Natural History
• North American
• American style option
• The American Dream
• The Young Americans
• American Woman
• American Tabloid
• American Institute in Taiwan
• Why American women shave their legs
• American Kestrel
• Spanish-American War
• Commercialization of higher American education
• New American Standard Bible
• The Paranoid Style in American Politics
• American Movie
• Red Dwarf: American Pilot
• The top secret of talking like an American
• American supremacy, arms sales and proliferation
• It's my right as an American
• American McGee's Alice
• Americans are rude
• Last Great American Whale
• American Names
• World League of American Football
• A secret of American pronunciation: Letters 't' and 'd'
• American Bulldogs
• The Great American Dollar Bill Blessing Virus
• The American Story Project

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