Three
drinks for the
Burger Kings under the
sky,
Seven
burgers for the
Dwarves who are
stoned,
Ninety million
consumers doomed to
buy,
One cut for the
Dark Lord, the
franchise he owns.
In the land of
Mordor where the
Whoppers lie.
Onion ring to rule them all, onion ring to
dine them,
Onion ring to
bring them all and in the
deep-fryer bind them
In the land of Mordor where the Whoppers lie.
-Author unknown