Findings:

• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• All you ever did was let it happen
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• She was locked in time
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• like nothing ever was
• the best Christmas present ever
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The best teacher I ever had
• She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• Something was about to happen.
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• What the hell was she thinking?
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• She Was 18, It Was Summer
• She was free
• She knew what she was doing
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• all she ever wanted
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• The Walrus was Paul
• Well, what happened? Did she succeed?
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
• She was steady
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The best line I ever used
• When she was bad
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• She is and was
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• She always was devious in her beauty
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• The best thing ever
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Parking warning
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Same as it Ever Was
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Was it ever there?
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Best Week Ever
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• The best comeback ever
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• What ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
• Whaet ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Best Death Ever
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• the best damned story ever written
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Best smoke I've ever had
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Best Buy
• best
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Milwaukee's Best
• Man's best friend
• The best kind of tree
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• my best Patrick
• What is best in life?
• The Best Thing in the World
• the best look of lipstick
• Best Seller List
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• Best War on Drugs commercials
• Best Bit EP
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The best Linux distribution
• Made from the best stuff on earth
• Eggland's Best
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Kissing your best friend
• My best dead friend
• Imports are never the best
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• laughter is the best medicine
• Best of the Beast
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• Live Era '87-'93
• Amateurs make the best techno
• the best teachers assume nothing
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Canada's newest and best referendum idea

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