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You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
All you ever did was let it happen
She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
She was so tall, and I was so in love
She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
No one was ever fired for buying IBM
She didn't know what outside was anymore.
She was coming out as he was going in.
No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
like nothing ever was
the best Christmas present ever
To a girl who thought she was moving away
The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
The best teacher I ever had
Besides the part where she was the only one
What ever happened to Prince Charming?
When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
Something was about to happen.
Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
The flowers smiled, but she was gone
She was very beautiful. Y'know?
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She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
She was too beautiful to be human
she was waylaid by an octopus
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
all she ever wanted
This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
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What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
Well, what happened? Did she succeed?
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Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
She was locked in time
piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
The best line I ever used
She was never mine. I always shared her.
Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
She was so quiet that nobody heard her
She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
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He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
She Was 18, It Was Summer
you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
She was free
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I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
Because, perhaps she was cold
Same as it Ever Was
What ever happened to all the fun in the world
So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
Was it ever there?
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
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I was the worst lay you ever had
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It was one of the worst things I have ever done
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This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
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all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
What ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
The Walrus was Paul
I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
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For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
What the hell was she thinking?
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She was steady
Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
the best damned story ever written
She was so pleased to learn that she was right
When she was bad
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
There once was a man from St. Paul
She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
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She always was devious in her beauty
She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
She is and was
she was just the dry smell of gasoline
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
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She knew what she was doing
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
And when she came back she was nobody's wife
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(and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
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