Findings:

• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• All you ever did was let it happen
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• Whaet ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
• The best line I ever used
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• the best damned story ever written
• What ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
• What the hell was she thinking?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• The best comeback ever
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• She Was 18, It Was Summer
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She was free
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• The best thing ever
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• She was steady
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• like nothing ever was
• Well, what happened? Did she succeed?
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• the best Christmas present ever
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• She knew what she was doing
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Something was about to happen.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Was it ever there?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• She is and was
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• Best Death Ever
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• When she was bad
• She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• She was locked in time
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
• The Best Feeling Ever
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• The best teacher I ever had
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She always was devious in her beauty
• Parking warning
• Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• all she ever wanted
• The Walrus was Paul
• She was too beautiful to be human
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Same as it Ever Was
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• Best Week Ever
• What happened to claymation?
• Programming for a drug dealer
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Thing that happened
• Paul Bley
• Peter, Paul and Mary
• Paul Gascoigne
• Christopher Paul Curtis
• John Lennon and Paul McCartney's TV commercial for Pong
• Paul Bernardo and Karla Holmolka
• Paul Goldberger
• Paul von Hindenburg
• Paul Cain
• Paul Hackett
• Paul Channon
• Paul the psychic octopus
• She said
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Phrases
• The picture she drew in my notebook
• He says she says
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• serene. She sips her tea
• She (user)
• The child, she cannot sleep
• She favors black bras
• She is music (user)
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• cities full of ravens, silent concrete echoing back while she sings
• She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
• She rings Eliot at the bus stop
• Another bed she does not own
• She Called in Her Soul to Come and See
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• wa
• Trompe

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