Findings:
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
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- Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
- needle-sharp, whispered the voice from the cellar
- play it by ear
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- Six Actors in Search of a Play
- Actors who have played Hitler
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- Distribution of preferences for three musical works by class fraction
- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
- Shows from which I save the stubs
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
- Question formation by upwards inflection of the voice
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- Watching Alex from the Third Floor on a Gray Day
- What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
- Butt's Twelve by Pies
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
- From 'The Seven Dreams Of The Golden Unicorn' by Reynold Cosby
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
- From Baghdad, with Britney Spears and Toby Keith, it's the Iraq War Halftime Show!
- Extinct lingo from George Orwell's day
- can you show me where this came from?
- Ignore the voices from the trees
- Voice from the Great Depression
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- not running from, but going to
- Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- You say you love; but with a voice
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- We once played this same game, but with only our words
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Good from far, but far from good
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- David Merrick
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
- Bob Barker is a character played by Bob Barker
- The South (as played by Billy Hodge) Rises Again
- Guided by Voices
- Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
- Dollar auction
- Voices from the Hellmouth
- Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
- quoting incessantly from the Goon Show
- Sexist games played by teenage boys
- I played a show tonight
- The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
- A voice from above
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Not really by the rules, but...
- Actors vs. Hollywood personalities
- Character actor
- Kevin Eldon
- actors are frightening
- Inside the Actor's Studio
- actor's nightmare
- The International Federation of Actors
- Unconscious Actor (user)
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
- it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
- Alex Ferguson
- Alex Van Halen
- Alex Haley
- Alex Ross
- The Secret World of Alex Mack
- Alex Kidd in Shinobi World
- Alex Kingston
- Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle
- Alex Chiu
- Alex Mack
- alex918987 (user)
- Alex Sutton
- Alex Rodriguez
- Alex Haig (user)
- Alex Comfort
- Alex Boncayao Brigade
- Alex Winter
- Alex Penelas
- Alex Karras
- Alex August (user)
- Alex Crockford
- Alex and the ICBM
- Alex Aguirre (user)
- Alex Kessler (user)
- Alex Parks
- alex sosa (user)
- Alex Katz
- jeff alex (user)
- alexx (user)
- Alex 123 (user)
- alex troup (user)
- Alex Pup (user)
- *alexx* (user)
- alex LICKYdyke!!! (user)
- alex gee786 (user)
- Alex Raymond Pettyfer
- alex katy (user)
- Cap'n Alex and His Wriggling Writers
- Alex Rider
- Alex Kurtzman
- Alex Yepzz (user)
- Alex Griffin (user)
- Alex Verus
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Butted mail
- The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
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