The
captain yells, "We're getting a little too
close to the edge!", and I see a
tea cup smash to the floor. The ship is an old one, almost
pirate-esque, but the crew look like the
traditional sailors, white caps, striped shirts. I decide to go down below because I can see that the table top isn't very
calm today, it seems to be giving the captain copious amounts of
trouble, and my
stomach is getting sick.
I go
below deck and see an old friend from
high school whom I haven't thought of in so long and we say
hi,
smile, but mostly
in passing. I knock on the door to the little closet-like
bathroom asking if anyone is in there, and hear a
semi-familiar voice say "
just a minute babe", perplexing. I wait patiently,
leaning against the wall, and out walks
Steven Tyler. He looks at me, eyeing me up, and
all of a sudden "
Falling in Love is so Hard on the Knees" starts playing. I look around puzzled, because I can't figure out where in god's name that's coming from.. and then
Steven Tyler asks me if I'll give him a blowjob. My jaw drops, but not because I
want to, because I'm completely
shocked, and he starts moving towards me. I'm freaked out so I start
walking away and he follows, "Aw come on" and he seems to be getting
pissed, so I start running. He runs
too. I start wondering what the hell is going on and then see
the door to the bedroom that was my little brother's when I was
ten or so.
I run in and
hold the door closed hoping he doesn't realize I went in there. My
little brother is sitting there playing with his
Tonka dump truck that's been missing for years and I smile because it's been so long since I've seen him like
this. For some reason, at this point, I decide to head back up
on deck and visit the captain. Steven Tyler is
no where in sight. I go up on deck and the first thing I hear is "
Man overboard!". There's a guy laying on the
table top trying to
swim for all he's worth on the
shiny, smooth surface of what looks to be
oak. They throw over a
lifesaver and he catches
it, they pull him up on board and
the ship sails straight off the edge of the table.
And then I
wake up, thus ending the
absolute craziest dream I have ever had
in my entire eighteen years of life.