Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "The author is not dead; the author never died. Only a few dipshit pseudointellectuals' brains died."

• Letters to Dead Authors
• The author is dead. Long live the author.
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• You never fought. You just died beautifully.
• interactive fiction never died
• He Never Died
• author
• author unknown
• The Author to Her Book
• Six Characters in Search of an Author
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Exchanging authors
• Don Quixote Author's Preface
• Don Quixote Author's Dedication
• Didymos Judas Thomas, Author of the Gospel of Thomas
• RimRod is a published author
• Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote
• various authors
• Characters that the authors come to hate
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Author's Apology for his Book
• Author Function
• Everything Quests: Favourite Authors
• Famous authors as football announcers
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Light Hearted Author
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Analogies Between "the Author" and Power in Foucault
• Black Hand Over Europe - Author's Preface to the English Edition
• Author's Message
• Author, interrupted
• Stop quoting fiction as the author's own beliefs
• 100 Authors Against Einstein
• Read by the author
• Questioning the author's digestion
• The New, Short and Easy Method of Fencing : Author
• Exercises for Exchanging Authors (document)
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Author's Apology for the Second Book
• Expressing political views in Author field of Word files
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Webster's authors, pre-release edition (collaboration)
• The Death of the Author
• Author (user)
• Author, Author, Editor? (e2poll)
• Hidden Author (user)
• Society of Authors
• British Book Award for Author of the Year
• Hints for indy publishers, from a librarian
• Authors Guild
• British Book Award for Children's Author of the Year
• old author (user)
• 3-Step Marketing for Penniless Authors
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• author removed writeup (notification)
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• Handgun Basics for Authors
• Lies New Authors Tell Themselves
• Facebook for Authors
• references to high school in the 80's as if it were a common factor between the author and reader
• The past is never dead. It's not even past.
• Who died here?
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Thai Dyed Suicide
• Something inside has died
• Never pick a fight with a dead man.
• The Night the Reindeer Died
• The day the FIAT died
• The rabbit died
• Tonight I Almost Died
• April Trolls Day III - The Day the Music Died
• dys (user)
• Divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived
• he just died
• The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• My drug dealer died last week
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• A man has died
• Seven mice, forced to listen to music by The Prodigy, died
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I died a little inside, and now I reek of death
• died bcause of you (user)
• When she died
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• the dreams that should have died
• Diabetes erectile dy (user)
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• The Man who Died
• only the hissing of the dead
• Jesus died cursing
• Everything Died on the Vine That Summer
• The Night the Music Died
• George Floyd Died for Our Sin
• She said her father died of cancer in the sixties
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• Some thoughts on vague measurements; this will only take a few moments.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The only date I never went on
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• If I only had a brain
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Dys-
• These lips died for your sins
• The day the music died
• Only dead fish swim with the stream
• dy/dx
• Peter died clean
• Outrun a speeding train
• We only use 10% of our brain
• The Day that ______ Died
• The only good Indian is a dead Indian
• The day my mom died
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• The day Hal died
• Dy
• Tie dyed sunshine toilet
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• He died on a Sunday morning
• The Day the Country Died
• The Field Where I Died
• The Dog It Was That Died
• John Scopes Died for Your Sins
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• If I died right now
• The Night Pat Murphy Died
• How my favorite Grandma died
• The Music Never Stopped: Roots of the Grateful Dead
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• DYY
• My mother just died
• No one has died
• Substitutes for Love III
• Epitaph, upon a Child that died
• dyed in the wool
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• The day I died
• My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• Many Bothans died to bring us this information
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• SPI Died For Your Sins
• How the music died
• People who died laughing
• We light candles on the day she died
• Kassi Dy (user)
• dy (user)
• I lived and I died, and the cats are still jumping through hoops
• God died a long time ago
• never trust a minty brained man
• Warning: All my creative writing teachers died young
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• The Decade Music Died
• You died for me
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• Brain dead
• Many have died; you also will die.
• My Thoughts Died Today
• My dad died
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Stuff for pseudointellectual college grads (e2poll)
• insane brain noise
• Brain Drain (user)
• brain augmentation
• Unix brain damage
• We are the trains of thought that move through everything's brain
• positronic brain

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