Findings:
- Dr Pepper imitations
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- you can find a war for peace
- This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
- I pray to God I can find the other sock
- It's cold in the city. I find my intimacy where I can.
- The past can find you
- i'll find a place to rest my spirit if i can
- The words no one can find
- Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
- you put rocks in the bag. you carry it as long as you can. and then you find somewhere you love, and you put the rocks down.
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- Fortune finds them in the oddest places
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- you can always find a razor lying in the road
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- do not choose your beliefs; find them
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- The kids find joy in hearts that are black and blue.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
- Maybe I shall find them with EDB.
- we can give up, but the world never will
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Worry not about the cars that go by
- You can, but you may not
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- we can take them
- But can a robot love.
- Fifteen words about butt kicking
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Don't Worry About the Government
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- like you're blind but still can see
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
- Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
- It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
- But What About the Property Damage?
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- Can We Talk About This?
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Sodom and Gomorrah: What about the kids?
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- You can run, but you can't hide
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- but with words we can create anything
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Why worry about Armageddon?
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- i do not worry about
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
- What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
- We worried about the fire and the night
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- A story about a picture can only say so much, even in a thousand words or more
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
- Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- Fuck them all but the six
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- But can you still cry like a child?
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
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