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This was the pivotal line of the movie Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. That it's so completely dumb is nicely indicative of how hopeless the movie actually is. This is the question that Captain Kirk asks "God", or, at least this being that's trapped in the middle of the galactic core who claims that he's God, when God tells Kirk to bring the Enterprise down to the planet. (spoiler: it's not really God.)

If you're watching a bad movie with Star Trek geeks, you can whisper this line to them to induce raucous laughter.

To get the proper Shatneresque inflection, you need to put random punctuation in between ever word. Like:

What... does GOD.. Need... with-a... STARSHIP?

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