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When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
People who think they have to double-click everything
from where I stand I can see they have already won
Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
Where the water for the flood could have come from
When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
Where people go when people die
Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
Stoned music memories
I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
From People Out on Dishes and Everything in the Ocean:
Quotes from sleeping people
Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
Strange things homeless people have said to me
We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
I have asked my library to ban a book
A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
Y2K from people who worked that night
Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
People want what they cannot have
These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
Where have all the poets gone?
Dead people I have known
For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
I have freed myself from corporate advertising
You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
Just to see where the bullets come from
sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
Where the heck did those Hobbits come from
You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
Who needs another person when you have yourself?
Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
A time when a gun might have been helpful
The screen where you have to press reset
I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
I'm going to have to ask you to leave
People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
If You Have to Ask
Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
How to "Have People"
Where the streets have no name
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
The people from work table
Where pot holes REALLY come from
Where do babies come from?
You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
When smoke stood up from Ludlow
I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
i'm a million different people from one day to the next
from where you are
Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
If you have to ask, you can't afford it
If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
When I have female children
The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
When a boy comes over, always have something baking
All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
You have the right to ask
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
Using a command line
You should have killed me when you had the chance
Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
When I too long have looked upon your face,
You have exactly two minutes left of your life
I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
Type A blood
God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
When I asked Anna to marry me
The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
I would have liked thunder when she left
When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
I have this problem with saying "no" to people
The five people you must have in your life at all times
The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
You know you've been away from home too long
Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
Things that hang from people's mirrors
His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
People just expect things from me
You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
Technical requests from nontechnical people
I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
Second open letter from Saddam Hussein to the peoples of the United States
It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
Famous People from Sheffield
Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
What I have learned from being fired
Where lyrics come from
Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
we have learned all that we can from anal probing
What have you learned from your patients today?
Big Questions from Little People
Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
Four types of male reactions when buying pornography from a female cashier
Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
can you show me where this came from?
Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
In the long purple evenings when rock n roll from WLAM blurred into night baseball from WCOU
Times when you MUST have a smoke
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
When we have reached the end of time and light
Animals people have sex with
Dreamy things people have said to me
That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
Know your pets
Where Did I Come From?
Where do we go from here?
Where the hell did that font come from?
When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
Laugh when you have been listening well
How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
How to say "No" and have people listen
Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
People have fucked up before
Skinny people have it bad, too
A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
Where have all the Merrymakers gone?

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