Findings:

• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• But what are they really thinking?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Every Which Way but Loose
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• They are all pretty but fading.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• That which isn't flint is tender
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Tough Beans they say (user)
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Interstates which are not really interstates
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• they say
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• But my computer really IS possessed
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• Things people put up their butts
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• They took my job. They took my hands.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• They say it's never too late
• drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Animals which resemble their owners
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
• They say you never forget your first (e2poll)
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Not really by the rules, but...
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• But it isn't
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• armed with nothing but their own vision
• they carry but they do not understand
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• Being an Agent is Their Difficult Job
• Protein folding problem
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• play dumb
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• They Say that in the Army
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• People who carp about their jobs
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Longing, they say
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• They Say It Gets Easier
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Butt hinge
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?

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