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• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• Don't Be Afraid
• I don't want to be alone
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You don't get a song
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I don't want to be successful
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Don't Be Evil
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Stoned music memories
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I don't get it
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• I don't want to get over you
• You just don't get it
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You're too good to be human
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I don't always want you to be nice
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Rape committed by women
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• emotions others don't get to see
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I don't get many things right the first time
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• You're too young to be so old
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Won't Get Fooled Again
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• what it takes to be a fool
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• It is better to be thought a fool
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Don't be sad
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• Being a dickhead
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• You're being lied to: shoe companies and you.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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