Findings:

• Love cookies
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Almost entirely innocuous chocolate meringue cookies
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• not entirely unlike X
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• Almost Live
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• old chestnut: all but two
• But I digress
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• noman butt (user)
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• the eyes are open, but
• Brundibar & But the Giraffe
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• I think I will break but I mend
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary
• Unlike
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Almost Transparent Blue
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• War is hell but men like it
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• the butt of the joke
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• Mecca is all ways but some diameters are shorter as the crow flies than others
• Quite (user)
• almost
• It's almost like you're real
• Almost Glycerin
• Almost Him
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Forever blue, but never black
• I'm not racist but...
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• words are cheap, but silence is a steal
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Naked but for Innocence
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• But can a robot love.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
• Quite Interesting
• almost always
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• but
• answer: all but two
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• here, but not here
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You can, but you may not
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• weird (but yummy) purple chicken
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• But is it local?
• but you wanna be bad
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Monkey Butt!
• Free but worthless shares
• but aren't we all
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Beautiful, but wrong
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• We are the same age but years apart
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• anger is honest but not truthful
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• but what's the moral of the story?
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• Burmese Butt Blaster
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• seek ye not knowledge, but understanding
• I would kill you, but I have work to do. Fuck off.
• All Things Are Quite Silent
• Almost Ready to Run
• Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
• too much is almost enough

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