Findings:

• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• She was too beautiful to be human
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• This statement cannot be proven
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• US Executions by state
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• The page cannot be displayed
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• I don't need to be loved by you
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• eaten by the bat, glorious and beautiful
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• be beautiful, be yourself
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• execution by hanging procedures
• Information cannot be owned
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• cannot be again
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• How I rescued a squirrel from drowning
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed

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