Findings:

• I got hit by the pizza man
• When the shit hits the fan
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• on being hit by lightning
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• hit by pitch
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• Getting hit by a woman
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Anatomy of a relationship, as interpreted by 80s music hits
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• How to get hit by a car
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• getting hit by a guy
• Babylon by Bus
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Going by the script when talking to people
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When things are known by a brand name
• Piero Manzoni
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• Things to remember when buying new underwear
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• PCI Bus
• Greyhound bus
• VESA Local Bus
• Short Bus
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• bus error
• On the bus
• Riding the porcelain bus
• school bus
• Bus Driver (user)
• Himalayan bus ride
• bus station
• Get on the Bus
• BUS Topology
• bus shelter
• ISA bus
• double-decker bus
• The Singing Bus Driver
• kill -BUS
• Magic Bus
• warhead bus
• Apple Desktop Bus
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• Bus Stop
• Address bus
• Data bus
• A hippie, a nun, and a bus driver
• the grandmother bus songs
• Rocking slightly, reading the newspaper aloud to himself and everyone else on the bus
• GO Bus
• Secret bus driver wave
• Coast Mountain Bus Company
• memory bus
• Emergency VW bus repair
• The Boy on the Bus
• Rutgers bus system
• How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
• hallucinogenic bus ride
• October morning school bus
• Montgomery Bus Boycott
• Autistic guy on the city bus
• The Bus of Freaks
• The Really Lost Bus
• BT: Bus Numbering System
• The old man at the bus stop
• The girl on the bus
• Stuck in Traffic, City Bus
• Port Authority Bus Terminal
• Waiting for the bus
• I'm on a bus
• How to ride a bus
• Jimmy Bus
• (another bus)
• Lewton Bus
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• Night bus
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• Kids from the short bus
• School bus drivers who drive too slow
• Bus station graffiti
• Vaguely erotic encounters on the number 8 bus
• The Bus Stops in Yosemite National Park
• bus hopping
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• Hippie bus tour to Queens
• Bus door mechanism
• The people on the bus
• Bus sleep
• The Bus Ride
• Big Blue Bus
• Bus drivers are people too
• Bus company
• CAN bus
• activity bus
• Bus Mall Action
• Song About a Pencil on a Bus for Jen
• Trailways Bus
• Bus bench
• Bang bus
• Rosa Parks Bus
• Bus ride at sunset
• Portal bus
• Bus of the Undead
• How to get off a bus
• mezzanine bus
• MBTA bus
• Pace Bus
• bus rapid transit
• Bus 174
• Taking a bus in Tel Aviv
• Yellow school bus
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• cruising the clinics and bus stops for fresh recruits
• Stealing Comfort on the Bus
• Things you told me when we were in love
• Bourbon makes the bus go
• Shub-Niggurath lives in Greyhound bus toilets
• bus factor
• Adelaide Epic Bus Trip Project
• She reads Eliot at the bus stop
• Death at the Bus Stop
• Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
• She rings Eliot at the bus stop
• A Man On A Bus
• Back of the Bus
• How I Discovered The Secret Bus Schedules
• Bus Conversation in Cleveland
• Waiting for the number 48 bus, holding her breath
• from the J. G. Wentworth bus
• Riding a bus forever
• The blind girl on the bus
• Bus People, Part I
• Bus People, Part II
• Town Bus Station
• Mr. Lunch takes the bus. In fact, he prefers it.
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• How Crow made a mess of a city bus
• The California Intercity Bus and Rail Anticompetition Law
• a little boat made out of a bus ticket
• by definition
• Saved by the Bell
• clue by four
• Chased by bears
• The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
• by
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Dividing by zero
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• North by Northwest
• The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
• People referred to by three initials
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• design by contract
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake

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