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• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• How to be a Better Person
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If you would be so kind
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• You're too young to be so old
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• I never thought it would be like this
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• we're all entitled to nationalism
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• eternity would be boring
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• The Ten Commandments revised
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• How to be invisible
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Were you here at all?
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• we can all just be around other people
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• and things we're all too young to know
• I don't remember all that much
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• How it all began
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• let's pretend we're all the same
• so be it
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• The best kind of bartender
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• How to be anonymous
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• We're all in this together
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Can't we all just be friends?
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• we can't all be rock stars
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• All units be advised
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• all limitations must be overcome
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• this is where we all came to be
• all the poison pearls would laugh
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• forgiveness is the release of all hope for a better past
• In all that you never were
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• All will be well again in time
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• a little bit is better than nothing at all

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