Findings:
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How long have you known?
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
- I have more stories about trains for you
- it's God's work to have us fail
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I have too many clothes
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to have lesbian sex
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- I used to have so many dreams
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to "Have People"
- You, standing
- How to have an out of body experience
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How could you ever have enough?
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Many have died; you also will die.
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
- How we have grown apart
- I have lost many things, so many
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- What pornos would have us believe
- E.T. may have helped us evolve
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Sex in a small car
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Stories I Have Tried to Write
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- How long have you been in love with her?
- The Monkeys Have Trouble
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How we could still have a President Trump
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- Sex with a chicken
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- We have learned our lessons well
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Have a nice day
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- institutions have lives of their own
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
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