Findings:
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- How we could still have a President Trump
- Long Haired Preachers
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- A Time Before the Witch
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- Kill time before it kills you
- Angels We Have Heard On High
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Sex in a small car
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
- How could you ever have enough?
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have lost many things, so many
- Kids have no concept of time
- living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I have heard you whisper in your dreams
- How long have you known?
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- You, standing
- Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many men/women masturbate?
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- How many living things are there on earth?
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- How to time waste at work
- How many grooves are on a record?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- We Have Marched Through This Before
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- People have fucked up before
- Checking how deep the water is before jumping in is not cowardice.
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Computers have no sense of time
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- How we have grown apart
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Before time takes each year
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- How to have an out of body experience
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I don't have the time
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- how many children are bedwetters
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
- Before Time Was
- A Love Before Time
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- We've heard it all before
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- How many primes are there?
- How many beans make five?
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How many keys on a piano?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- never again is what you swore the time before
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You have far too much time on your hands
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How we were, before you were
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- I have too many clothes
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- I used to have so many dreams
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Sex with a chicken
- Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- In the time you have
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
- How to "Have People"
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- The Land Before Time
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- There was a time before
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Many have died; you also will die.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How to have lesbian sex
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- I must have called a thousand times
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How we were, before we were
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
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