Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if you place yourself in mortal danger and survive, people will inevitably buy you drinks all night"

• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• The People's Will
• I have spent all night paging you
• We Ain't Got All Night
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• I will destroy you! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
• And in time all this will pass
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• People will steal anything
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• The all night vigil, the oldest of human traditions
• At night, all American cities look the same
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why, of all places, Wal-Mart?
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• We sail all night because happiness is in the wind
• hugs and kisses in all the right places
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• The sun shone all night
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• How people avoid buying drinks
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People, Places, Things & Ideas
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
• his place, late at night
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• it's not the place it's the people
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• All over the place
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• I spent all of last night dancing on graves
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• up all night on DXM
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
• these are the wolves who run all night
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• some day we will all be gone
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• I would like to buy you a drink
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• Hickory Wind
• we've all taken a stone from the holiest place
• as all mortal things wither before the infinite
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• Clowns will kill you and drink your blood
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
• A Sunny Place For Shady People: Summer Solstice, Santa Barbara Style, A Very Brady E2 Get-Together!
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• don't spend it all in one place
• Drink yourself to hobo heaven!
• what desire will make foolish people do
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• You people will trash anything.
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• pinch yourself in other places and feel worse
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• This is the concept you will use to make yourself invisible
• I Will Survive
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Will Night Never Come?
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• We drink plants all the time
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• Technological advancement that will destroy us all
• all of these people are me
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• In the night, all cats are gray
• Rock & Roll All Night
• not all people pay taxes
• maybe everything will work out after all
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• we can all just be around other people
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• once the coldest roads all led back to the same warm place
• You will not remember me at all
• All Things Will Die
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• My potatoes bring all the Irish to the drink.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Missing all the wrong people
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• People Are Alike All Over
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• I dream of playing backgammon with you all night long
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• the promise of impending death is all around this place
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• All will be well again in time
• The Church for the Fellowship of All Peoples
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• a small black bag containing all secret places
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I will never drink root beer again
• How to drink urine to survive
• Danger, Will Robinson
• Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence
• Look where all this talking got us, baby

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