Findings:

• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• I'm in one of those moods again
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• angel food goodies, or one red light and one green light
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• One lump or two?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
• Just One Of Those Days
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I was one of those girls
• Cooking for One
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Eleven or One
• Be a model or just look like one
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• One of those days
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• it's just one of those nights..
• One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Dance-floor asshole
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• Assholes and elbows
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• assholes (user)
• Assholes on the internet
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Christ, what an asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• Harold Bluetooth
• Bluetooth
• Easy wireless internet with Knoppix, bluetooth, and T-Mobile
• Motorola Stereo Bluetooth Headphones HT820
• headset
• Obsequious One (user)
• Anonymous One (user)
• One
• square one
• Buy one gallon of gas at a time
• number one
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
• One Ring
• ones
• Tie one on
• Channel One
• that one
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• One Microsoft Way
• One Love
• One Node to Rule Them All
• Trust No One
• Pepsi One
• The Young Ones
• One Lap of America
• Dry bones can harm no one
• in a sanctuary of geeks, not one solution
• In one sitting
• The Other One
• Hackers - Episode One: The Phantom Mitnick
• one inch punch
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• One Shot One Kill
• one-night stand
• One Foot in the Grave
• To the world you're just one person
• one name phenomenon
• everything is on the One
• loved one
• One Hundred Years of Solitude
• The Big One
• The One
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• deep one
• Capricorn One
• Add One to Cobol
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• triptych minus one
• The Sickness of Cuchulainn and the One Jealousy of Emer
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 1
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 2
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 4
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 5
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 6
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 7
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 8
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 9
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 10
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 11
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 12
• on the one
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Radio One
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Economics in One Lesson
• Hole in one
• Don't put all your eggs in one basket
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• No one knows my plan
• One of the Heroes
• The ritualistic cannibalization of one's own savior is weird
• A Widow for One Year
• Dark One

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