Pixie Dew is an ultra-powerful
beverage consisting of the following
elements:
-One or more packages of
pixie stix (preferably two)
-One two
liter of
mountain dew
-As an added bonus, two
cups of
sugar may be added to the mix
It is created as follows:
1) Go
outside (this is a must, you WILL
spill the
dew)!
2) Open the two
liter (the
dew is to
remain in this
container).
3) Slowly
pour in the
sugar (if you have chosen to go this route).
4) Now empty the
pixie stix into the bottle.
5) If you have yet to notice, the
dew will
fizz up like
crazy. This is why you must be
outside!
6) After you have
emptied all of the
pixie stix and
sugar into the bottle, it should have a
dark black look.
7) If the
mixture seems to have somewhat
settled at the bottom, replace the cap and very carefully
slosh the
bottle around.
8) Open the
bottle to release
excess pressure.
Now the
fun begins. You must
drink it very
slowly and in very
small amounts! If you do not follow this
rule, you will begin to feel like an alien is going to burst from your chest.
Pixie dew is thought to have
originated in the
Ann Arbor, MI area during an all night
DJ stint (by Henry K, you know who you are).